Friday, January 28, 2005

 

Wingnut porno

Digby tells of a lame joke letter making the rounds concerning torture, written on a blog maintained by U.S. career diplomats
(the poor, persecuted Republican variety).
It's good to know we have such diplomatic people working for us.
Meanwhile, The Crackpot Oracle has obtained a real Defense Dept. memo*, not some crass right wing liberal bashing fantasy.

INTERNAL MEMO CLASSIFIED TOP SECRET
From The Desk of Donald Rumsfeld:
We’ve been getting lots of letters from citizens whining about the fact that wounded servicemen in military hospitals are being forced to pay for their own meals, that our troops don’t have the proper equipment, the pay is too low, the death benefit too meager, etc. Lets face it, there’s not enough money for these things, and we certainly can’t raise taxes on our buddies in the corporate world, not if we want those plum boardroom gigs when we leave office. We’re also taking a lot of heat for the torture photos.
I think I’ve come up with a fundraising solution, though. Take the lemons and make lemonade!
Here’s the concept: Interrogators gone wild! Buy the videos, support the troops!
I’ve got a vault full of hidden camera torture videos. Instead of hiding them, let’s sell them on the internets!
(That pervert Bill O’Reilly has already been bugging me for a copy of “
the Dominatrix Interrogators”).
I will admit, some of these clips are pretty hot. Rev. James Dobson has agreed to post ads for them on his website. After all, our cause is righteous, and the victims are heathens anyway. No guilt, it’s a charitable cause, and the best part is, anyone who complains about these videos instead of buying them can be accused of literally "not supporting the troops" .

Let me know what you think.
Don Rumsfeld


*satire, for all you literal minded morons

Comments:
don't you mean "satire, for all you right wing, born again, money means more to me than anything because god told me so, morons".
 
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